I'm The Only Topless Octogenarian

If You Don't Have Anything Nice To Say About Anyone..come Sit By Me.

If You Haven't Got Anything Nice To Say About Anybody, Come Sit Next To Me.

You Can't Make A Souffle Rise Twice.

I Have A Simple Philosophy: Fill What's Empty. Empty What's Full. Scratch Where It Itches.

If You Can't Say Anything Good About Someone, Sit Right Here By Me.