If You Haven't Got Anything

I Can Be President Of The United States, Or I Can Control Alice. I Cannot Possibly Do Both.

Never Trust A Man Who Combs His Hair Straight From His Left Armpit.

My Specialty Is Detached Malevolence.

You Can't Make Souffle Rise Twice.

I Valued My Independence From An Early Age And Was Always Something Of A Individualist … Well, A Show-off Anyway.