You Can't Make Souffle Rise

He Looks As Though He's Been Weaned On A Pickle.

If You Haven't Got Anything Nice To Say About Anybody, Come Sit Next To Me.

People In Washington Seem As Hypnotized By Precedence As Though They Were Hens With Their Beaks On A Chalk Line.

If You Can't Say Anything Good About Someone, Sit Right Here By Me.

If You Don't Have Anything Nice To Say About Anyone..come Sit By Me.