I’ll Give You My Strength

Not That Smart. Not That Hot. Not That Nice. Not That Funny. That's Me: I'm Not That.

Waffles Are Just Awesome Bread.

Funerals...are For The Living.

Peeing Is Like A Good Book In That It Is Very, Very Hard To Stop Once You Start.

[this] Is Very Important To Remember When Reading Or Writing Or Talking Or Whatever: You Are Never, Ever Choosing Whether To Use Symbols. You Are Choosing Which Symbols To Use.