I'll Just Have Itchy, Watery

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Bumper Sticker Says, My Other Car Is A Combine.

If You Have Ever Spray-painted Your Girlfriends Name On An Overpass, You Might Be A Redneck.

Kids Aren't Suppose To Have Cancer, They're Suppose To Have A Future.

I Don't Necessarily Think Of It As Southern Comedy. I Just Think I'm A Comedian And I Have A Southern Accent.

There's A Whole Segment Of The Population With A Mentality That Bases Good Times On Where They Can Go And What They Can Buy.