I Love To Deliver Orgasms

Humor Has Become So Cliche And Boring That Nothing's Funny Anymore Unless It Involves Something Totally Disgusting That Offends Somebody Or Makes Them Feel Really Uncomfortable.

When You See Opportunities In Your Life, You've Got To Analyze, 'why Was That Choice Given To Me?

There Are Lots Of Things That I'm Always Pulling Inspiration From.

Life Is A Search For Yourself.

I've Been Abducted And Probed In The Anus. On Purpose.