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I Have Nothing Against Dogs. I Just Hate Rugs That Go Squish-squish.

Your Husband Is Lazy If The Directions On His Medicine Say, "a Teaspoon Before Going To Bed," And In One Day He Uses Seven Bottles.

My Mother Hated Me. Once She Took Me To An Orphanage And Told Me To Mingle

My Recipe For Dealing With Anger And Frustration: Set The Kitchen Timer For Twenty Minutes, Cry, Rant, And Rave, And At The Sound Of The Bell, Simmer Down And Go About Business As Usual.

Tennis Is Like Marrying For Money. Love Means Nothing.