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Earlier Today, We Got A Call From Stephen Hawking. He's A Genius, And After 6,028 Shows He Ran The Numbers And He Said It Works Out To About Eight Minutes Of Laughter.

Today Was Opening Day For The New Congress In Washington. And Vice President Joe Biden Swore In The New Batch Of White House Fence Jumpers.

Do You Remember The Good Ol' Days When Congress Was Only Unsafe If You Were An Intern.

He Opened A Window In My Heart, And The Light Of The World Shined In.

New Orleans: The Least Annoying French Place On Earth.