I'm Deeply Driven And Want

In The Last Few Years, The Very Idea Of Telling The Truth, The Whole Truth, And Nothing But The Truth Is Dredged Up Only As A Final Resort When The Alternative Options Of Deception, Threat And Bribery Have All Been Exhausted.

For Years, I've Pushed The Idea Of A Column Compilation Book Mainly Because It Would Be Easy - I Could Just Staple 'em All Together. But Publishers Have Been Resistent, Feeling The Material Dates.

I'm Deeply Driven And Want My Finger Stuck In Every Pot There Is.

I Don't Know About You, But I Can Tell When Someone's Lying. They Can't Look You In The Eye - They Look You In The Bridge Of Your Nose.

In '75, The Year Both A Chorus Line And Chicago Hit Broadway, My Head Spun Around And I Became The Ultimate Theater Queen For Life.