I'm Every Bourgeois Nightmare -

I Don't Have To Work, Really, But I Do Enjoy Working, And I Do Enjoy Getting Paid.

Save Your Money. You're Going To Need Twice As Much Money In Your Old Age As You Think.

I'm Hoping There's An Afterlife. As You Get Older, You Hope Even More Fervently.

I Read Books Like Mad, But I Am Careful To To Let Anything I Read Influence Me.

My Career Is Going Better Now Than When I Was Younger. Now I Get The Part. Back Then, I'd Get The Girl.