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I Like Being On The Margins. You Work Better There.

One Of My Biggest Problems In Life Has Been My Inability To Lie.

I'm Going To Get A Pair Of Wire-snips, And I've Also Started A New Campaign To Have Blank Cds On Jukeboxes So You Can Play The Silence.

I'm Not Trying To Achieve Perfection. I Don't Like This Forced Control People Have Over Work.

Being A Fan Of Authentic Dada, I Find Today's Art - What I Call 'bankers' Dada' - Mind-numbingly Dull. The Most Challenging Work I've Seen Of Late Is By The British Art Resistance. Their Document, 'a Call For Heroes In An Age Of Cowards', Is Apt In These Days Of Witless Chancers.