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It's What You Do That Counts And Not What You Say; Therefore I Fired My Press Agent.

Always Carry A Flagon Of Whiskey In Case Of Snakebite, And Furthermore Always Carry A Small Snake.

I Exercise Strong Self Control. I Never Drink Anything Stronger Than Gin Before Breakfast.

Back In My Rummy Days, I Would Tremble And Shake For Hours Upon Arising. It Was The Only Exercise I Got.

If A Thing Is Worth Having, It's Worth Cheating For.