I'm Not The Kind Of

I Always Encourage Over-tipping If You Can Afford It Because Share The Wealth.

I Love The Holiday Season, Almost As Much As I Love Touching Myself In Front Of Orphans.

I'm Grown Ass Man And Grown Ass Men Can Do Whatever They Want, Got It?

I Think Sports Are Very Beneficial In The Fight Against Obesity. I Remember Playing Little League - I Was The Best Person On The Pitch By A Long Shot. It Was Only Last Weekend Actually, I Think I Have Some Photos Of It If You're Interested.

Once Both Gay Marriage And Marijuana Are Finally Legal, Those Of You Against Them Are Not Invited To The Really Fun Parties I'm Gonna Throw.