I’m Really Not Interested In

My Mother Was A Good Recreational Cook, But What She Basically Believed About Cooking Was That If You Worked Hard And Prospered, Someone Else Would Do It For You.

The Function Of A Blog Is On Some Level To Start A Conversation That You're Not Involved In Any More Because You've Already Had Your Say. That Thing Of Coming Right Off The News - Did You See What I Saw This Morning, Can You Believe It? - Has A Kind Of Fun Appeal.

I Have For Many Years Been Puzzled By The Persistence Of Hugh Hefner. Why Is He Still Here?

If Sigmund Freud Had Watched Phil Donahue He Would Never Have Wondered What Women Want.

Everybody I Know Who Goes Out And Plays A Little Softball, They Break Their Leg.