I Made A Killing On

I Have An Agreement With The Houseflies. The Flies Don't Practice Law And I Don't Walk On The Ceiling.

[he] May Talk Like An Idiot, And Look Like An Idiot, But Don't Let That Fool You: He Really Is An Idiot.

If They'd Lower The Taxes And Get Rid Of The Smog And Clean Up The Traffic Mess, I Really Believe I'd Settle Here Until The Next Earthquake.

Making Love To Your Wife Is Like Shooting At Sitting Ducks.

If You Find It Hard To Laugh At Yourself, I Would Be Happy To Do It For You.