I Masturbate! I Do It

I Don't Mind A Crowd's Not Laughing; It's The Groans That Slow Down The Show.

I'm Not Like A Performer Type.

There's A Fine Line Between Masturbating While You Look Out A Window, And Masturbating While You're Looking In A Window. I'll Give You A Hint: One Of 'em Is Super Illegal.

Is She Crazy, Like It Says On Her Bracelet, Or Is She Just Looking At My Sheets? I Dunno!

Are You Shooting Webs Of Stupid At Me?