I'm Not Like A Performer

When I Was A Kid, I Really Loved Indians. Native Americans. Pardon. Me.

I Keep Getting These People At My Shows Who Only Know Me From Television. I Can Always Tell When They're, Like, Emotionally Flinching When I Start Doing My Jokes.

I Don't Watch Reality Tv.

A Joke Is A Joke, And People Put Too Much Meaning Behind It. They React To It In The Wrong Way. I Mean, You Can Boo Or Laugh, And That's Pretty Much What You're Supposed To Do With Jokes. You're Not Supposed To Take It Any Further Than That.

I Feel Like Soundtrack Music Is Almost Like Seeing The Movie Again, But With My Ears.