I May Not Be The

Airplanes May Kill You, But They Ain't Likely To Hurt You.

I Use My Single Windup, My Double Windup, My Triple Windup, My Hesitation Windup, My No Windup. I Also Use My Step-n-pitch-it, My Submariner, My Sidearmer And My Bat Dodger. Man's Got To Do What He's Got To Do.

Sometimes I Sit And Think And Other Times I Just Sit.

Don't Go To College, Unless To Get Knowledge.

I May Not Be The Bestest Pitcher In The World, But I Sure Out-cutes 'em.