I Must Have A Drink

A Thing Worth Having Is A Thing Worth Cheating For.

If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Baffle Them With Bull.

I'd Rather Have Two Girls At 21 Each Than One Girl At 42.

I Don't Drink Anymore, On The Other Hand I Don't Drink Any Less Either.

Buried My Wife The Other Day. Had To, She Died.