I Never Buy A Piece

As Long As You're Remembering Baby Jesus, Does It Matter When You're Remembering Him. That's What I'm Saying About Christmas, I Might Not Be In The Mood For It December 25th.

Me Mum Used To Always Have The Radio On - Even Now She Has It On In Every Room. Me Girlfriend Sort Of Blames That Reason For Me Not Doing That Well At School - Constant Noise, Really.

I Find That If You Just Talk, Your Mouth Comes Up With Stuff.

I've Always Wanted To Kick A Duck Up The Arse

Chinese People Age Overnight.