It's Not A Joke: I

If Dracula Can’t See His Reflection, How Come His Parting’s Always Neat?

If You’re Worrying About The Wrinkles On Your Bollocks I’d Say Your Life’s Pretty Good

Making The 'an Idiot Abroad' Series, I Was Really Dreading Going To India; I Thought I'd Hate It. It Was A Nightmare, And I Was Really Ill - Just Like Everyone Says.

By 78 You've Done Everything You're Going To Do. If You Haven't Bungee-jumped By The Time You're 78 You're Not Going To Do It.

The Web Is The New Book Though, Innit?