I Never Drink Water; That

The World Is Getting To Be Such A Dangerous Place, A Man Is Lucky To Get Out Of It Alive.

No Man Is Boss In His Own Home, But He Can Make Up For It, He Thinks, By Making A Dog Play Dead.

I Note The Derogatory Rumors Concerning The Use Of Alcoholic Stimulants And Lavish Living. It Is The Penalty Of Greatness.

Everybody's Got To Believe In Something. I Believe I'll Have Another Beer.

It Was A Marriage Of Convenience, As My Father Had A Blister On His Big Toe And Couldn't Travel Far To Find A Girl.