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The Doctor: It's My Nose; It Has Special Powers. Nancy: Yeah? That Why It's So...? The Doctor: What? Nancy: Nothing. The Doctor: What? Nancy: Nothing. Do Your Ears Have Special Powers Too?

I Know This Is Going To Sound Very Self-serving, And I Apologize For It, But If You Can Write Comedy, You Can Pretty Much Write Anything, Because It's The Hardest. It's The Most Technically Demanding, The Most Precisely Evaluated Form Of Writing. People Know If It Works Or Not. There's A Big Button Marked 'fail,' And That's When Nobody Laughs.

An Awful Lot Of Storytelling Isn't Really About Making People Understand - It's About Making People Care.

You Can Be As Beautiful And Charming As You'd Like, But If You're Not Terrific At Acting, It Will Mean Nothing On The Screen.

Keep This Straight In Your Head: We Are Not Fighting An Alien Invasion - We're Leading A Revolution. And Today The Battle Begins.