You Can Be As Beautiful

You Have To Take Your Own Bold Approach, And If You Do You Will Be Rewarded With Success. Or Calamitous Failure. That Can Happen Too.

I Like Naked Women! I'm A Bloke! I'm Supposed To Like Them! We're Born Like That. We Like Naked Women As Soon As We're Pulled Out Of One... When Man Invented Fire, He Didn't Say "hey, Let's Cook!" He Said: "great! Now We Can See Naked Bottoms In The Dark!"... The Story Of Male Achievement Through The Ages, Feeble Though It May Have Been, Has Been The Story Of Our Struggle To Get A Better Look At Your Bottoms.

Like Most Writers, I Write About What Has Happened To Me As That Involves The Minimum Amount Of Research.

Rule 1: The Doctor Lies.

The Story Of Sherlock Holmes, On The Surface, Is About Detection, But In Reality, It's About The Best Of Two Men Who Save Each Other - A Lost, Washed-up War Hero And A Man Who Could End Up Committing Murders Instead Of Solving Them. They Come Together. They Become This Perfect Unit. They Become The Best Friendship Ever, And They Become Heroes. That's What We Fall In Love With, Not Sherlock On His Own. No One Can Love That Man On His Own, But Sherlock Holmes And Dr. Watson - The Best Friends Ever.