Like Most Writers, I Write

Fascinatingly Confident, Rude People Are Great.

Always Take A Banana To A Party.

I'll Be A Story In Your Head. That's Okay. We're All Stories In The End. Just Make It A Good One, Eh? 'cause It Was, You Know. It Was The Best. The Daft Old Man Who Stole A Magic Box And Ran Away. Did I Ever Tell You That I Stole It? Well I Borrowed It. I Was Always Going To Take It Back.

If Anyone Said To Me 'invent A New Monster So We Can Sell More Toys', I'd Kick Them Out Of My Office.

Keep This Straight In Your Head: We Are Not Fighting An Alien Invasion - We're Leading A Revolution. And Today The Battle Begins.