If Anyone Said To Me

There’s This Issue You’re Not Allowed To Discuss: That Women Are Needy. Men Can Go For Longer, More Happily, Without Women. That’s The Truth. We Don’t, As Little Boys, Play At Being Married - We Try To Avoid It For As Long As Possible. Meanwhile Women Are Out There Hunting For Husbands.

If Anyone Said To Me 'invent A New Monster So We Can Sell More Toys', I'd Kick Them Out Of My Office.

It’s Been A Long Time Since Sherlock Holmes Jumped Off That Roof - It’s Time To Reveal The Truth About What Happened Between Him And The Pavement.

Rose: Look At You, Beaming Away Like You're Father Christmas! The Doctor: Who Says I'm Not, Red-bicycle-when-you-were-twelve? Rose: [shocked] What? The Doctor: And Everybody Lives, Rose! Everybody Lives! I Need More Days Like This! Go On, Ask Me Anything; I'm On Fire!

I Know This Is Going To Sound Very Self-serving, And I Apologize For It, But If You Can Write Comedy, You Can Pretty Much Write Anything, Because It's The Hardest. It's The Most Technically Demanding, The Most Precisely Evaluated Form Of Writing. People Know If It Works Or Not. There's A Big Button Marked 'fail,' And That's When Nobody Laughs.