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Owning A Dog Is Slightly Less Expensive Than Being Addicted To Crack.

Amen,' I Exclaim, Accidentally Spitting Out A Raisinet. I Pick Up The Chocolate With A Kleenex And Stuff It In My Purse. Ten Bucks Says A Month From Now I'll Have Forgotten About It And Will Finally Have Said Heart Attack When I Assume A Rat Shat In There.

Some People Are Destined To Be Deep Thinkers. I Am Not One Of Those People.

Were I Forced To Describe This Woman In One Word, That Word Would Be...herpes.

I Would Rather Receive A Pap Smear From Captain Hook Than Venture Out On New Year's Eve.