Owning A Dog Is Slightly

I've Always Been Able To Cook Italian Food. That's In My Blood Because I'm Half Sicilian.

I Still Believe In The Holy Trinity, Except Now It's Target, Trader Joe's, And Ikea.

I Can't Believe Anyone Would Voluntarily Run 26 Miles. Sometimes I Sit On The Couch Cross-legged Because I Don't Feel Like Walking To The Bathroom.

No Matter How Happy Anyone Is With Their Choices, I Believe It's Human Nature To Wonder About The Path Not Taken.

Despite My Best Efforts, I'm Not Quite Perfect. Let's Just Say I'm Like One Of Those Hopi Blankets Where They Leave A Tiny Flaw So As To Not Affront The Lord.