I Never Smoked A Cigar

It's Quite True I'm Not Drinking Anymore; However, I'm Not Drinking Any Less Either.

Was I In Here Last Night And Did I Spend A $20 Bill? Oh, Thank Goodness... I Thought I'd Lost It.

Few Things In Life Are More Embarrassing Than The Necessity Of Having To Inform An Old Friend That You Have Just Got Engaged To His Fiancee.

All The Men In My Family Were Bearded, And Most Of The Women.

I've Never Hit A Woman In My Life. Not Even My Own Mother.