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If Mike Tyson Was The Voice Of Your Gps, Would You Ever Not Use It?

The Only Reason I Can't Recommend Heroin To Kids Is Because The Effects Wear Off.

I Got Into Comedy So I Could Stay Out All Night.

I Had A Career Before The Stern Show, On Mad Tv. I Was On The First Two Seasons Of That And I Got Kicked Off It Because Of Possession Of Cocaine.

When Political Correctness First Started Coming Around, It Ruined Andrew Dice Clay And Eddie Murphy's Stand-up Career. Sam Kinison Died At Just The Right Time, 'cause No One Was Going To Tolerate What He Was Saying Anymore Either.