I Once Gave A Girl

France Has Given Us The Best Filmmakers And Food.

I Once Gave A Girl A Bloody Fake Ear In A Tiffany Jewelry Box With A Letter That Said, “will You Gogh To Prom With Me?

I Get Really Sad When People Say, 'i'm No Good. I Haven't Been Cast In A Pilot.' It Doesn't Mean You're Not Good; It Just Means Someone Hasn't Seen You Yet. It Doesn't Mean That In Real Life You're Not The Greatest Actor.

I Was Wearing Women's Jeans Way Before It Was Cool For Guys To Wear Them. I Have A Weird Torso - It's Incredibly Short, And Only Girl-pants Fit Me Properly.

I Just Love Entertaining. I Will Do Anything - Stand-up Comedy, Video Games, Fencing, Internet Shorts - I Just Want To Keep Being Lucky Enough To Entertain People Anyway I Can. I Try Never To Limit My Art To A Medium.