I Once Spent A Year

The Nation Needs To Return To The Colonial Way Of Life, When A Wife Was Judged By The Amount Of Wood She Could Split.

My Daughter Wants To Throw A Stone At A Bad Man. I Stop Her From Throwing, Shaking My Head And Giving Her A Little Slap. My Disapproval Is Complete. You Think: 'that's Right, She Shouldn't Throw A Stone Even At A Villain.' Then I Hand Her A Brick To Throw.

When We Have Lost Everything, Including Hope, Life Becomes A Disgrace, And Death A Duty.

If A Thing Is Worth Having, It's Worth Cheating For.

The Laziest Man I Ever Met Put Popcorn In His Pancakes So They Would Turn Over By Themselves.