I Once Went Out With

I Know I'm Not Sexy. In High School I Was Voted Most Likely To Masturbate.

When I Was Born I Brought No Joy, My Father Said He Wanted A Boy!

What A Doctor I've Got - He's Really Mixed Up. Last Week, He Grabbed My Knee And Told Me To Cough. Then Hit Me In The Balls With A Hammer.

I Don't Get No Respect

Do Ya Remember The First Time You Had Sex? I Do, And Boy, Was I Scared! I Was Alone!