When I Was Born I

I Asked My Old Man If I Could Go Ice-skating On The Lake. He Told Me, "wait Til It Gets Warmer."

I Walked In On My Wife And The Milkman, The First Thing She Says Is "don't Tell The Butcher"!

My Cousin Is Gay, I Always Tell Him That In Our Family Tree, He's In The Fruit Section.

Acting Deals With Very Delicate Emotions. It Is Not Putting Up A Mask. Each Time An Actor Acts He Does Not Hide; He Exposes Himself.

When You Walk Up Five Flights Of Stairs At Four In The Morning, There's Definitely A Hooker Involved.