I Walked In On My

Last Week I Told My Psychiatrist, 'i Keep Thinking About Suicide', And He Told Me From Now I Have To Pay In Advance.

One Year They Asked Me To Be Poster Boy - For Birth Control.

Yeah, I Know I'm Ugly... I Said To A Bartender, 'make Me A Zombie.' He Said 'god Beat Me To It.'

One Night I Asked A Cabbie To Take Me Where The Action Is, He Took Me To My House.

I'm Tellin' Ya I Get No Respect. When I Was In Switzerland, I Got An Obscene Yodel.