I Played An Unsympathetic Part

I Could Never Have A Mistress, Because I Couldn't Bear To Tell The Story Of My Life All Over Again.

Now That Marilyn Monroe Is Kosher, Arthur Miller Can Eat Her.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Schizophrenic, And So Am I.

Ballet Is The Fairies' Baseball.

I'm A Self-made Man. Who Else Would Help?