I Prefer Offenbach To Bach

As You'll Never Hear The Thing Again, My Boy, Why Not Throw In A Couple Of Brass Bands?

In The First Movement Alone, I Took Note Of Six Pregnancies And At Least Four Miscarriages.

The Trouble With Women In An Orchestra Is That If They're Attractive It Will Upset My Players And If They're Not It Will Upset Me.

At A Rehearsal I Let The Orchestra Play As They Like. At The Concert I Make Them Play As I Like.

Magical Music Never Leaves The Memory.