I Prefer Offenbach To Bach

Music First And Last Should Sound Well, Should Allure And Enchant The Ear. Never Mind The Inner Significance.

Composers And Musicians Have Always Starved And, As This Is A Sentimental Country, We Think The Tradition Should Be Continued.

The English May Not Like Music, But They Absolutely Love The Noise It Makes.

The Trouble With Women In An Orchestra Is That If They're Attractive It Will Upset My Players And If They're Not It Will Upset Me.

In The First Movement Alone, I Took Note Of Six Pregnancies And At Least Four Miscarriages.