Magical Music Never Leaves The

Her Singing Reminds Me Of A Cart Coming Downhill With The Brake On.

The Trouble With Women In An Orchestra Is That If They're Attractive It Will Upset My Players And If They're Not It Will Upset Me.

At A Rehearsal I Let The Orchestra Play As They Like. At The Concert I Make Them Play As I Like.

Elgar's First Symphony Is The Musical Equivalent Of St Pancras Railway Station.

A Soprano In Massenet's Don Quixote Complained That She Had Missed Her Entry In The Aria, "because Mr. Challiapin Always Dies Too Soon." "madam, You Must Be Profoundly In Error," Said Sir Thomas, "no Operatic Star Has Yet Died Half Soon Enough For Me."