I Probably Spend More Time

There's A Lot More To Life Than How Fat Or Thin You Are.

Usually, About 85 Percent Of What The Tabloids Report Is A Lie. Over The Last Year, I Can Truly Say It Has Been 99 Percent.

I Probably Spend More Time With My Kids Than The Average Stay-at-home Mother.

I Don't Smoke Pot. I Never Liked It.

I Had The Halfway House. I Can't Tell How Many Nights I Spent Around My Kitchen Table, Soothing Broken Hearts.