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Willie Mays Was The Best Ever. When I Was In College I Once Made A Catch Like The One Mays Made Over His Head. Sometimes When I'm Lying In Bed At Night I Think About It. It Still Makes Me Warm.

I Always Dreamt Of Being A Basketball Player. A Dream That Only I Believed In.

Women's Fashion Is A Subtle Form Of Bondage. It's Men's Way Of Binding Them. We Put Them In These Tight, High-heeled Shoes, We Make Them Wear These Tight Clothes And We Say They Look Sexy. But They're Actually Tied Up.

I Also Watch A Lot Of Really Bad Television When I'm Writing, "like Dancing With The Stars," With My Daughter.

If Fox Mulder Discovered That Larry Sanders Was A Clone? I Think He Would Stab Him . . . But It Wouldn't Be With An Ice Pick.