I Remember Most Clearly When

I, Joan Crawford, I Believe In The Dollar. Everything I Earn, I Spend.

Women's Lib? Poor Little Things. They Always Look So Unhappy. Have You Noticed How Bitter Their Faces Are?

Nobody Can Imitate Me. You Can Always See Impersonations Of Katharine Hepburn And Marilyn Monroe. But Not Me. Because I've Always Drawn On Myself Only.

While Making "possessed", I Wept Each Morning On My Drive To The Studio, And I Wept All The Way Back Home. I Found It Impossible To Sleep At Night, So I'd Lie In Bed Contemplating The Future. I Fear It With All My Heart And Soul Even As I Fear The Dark.

If You Want To See The Girl Next Door, Go Next Door.