I Saw A Notice That

The Most Important Things To Do In The World Are To Get Something To Eat, Something To Drink And Somebody To Love You.

I Saw A Notice That Said "drink Canada Dry" And I've Just Started.

Ah, Bless You, Sister, May All Your Sons Be Bishops.

There Is No Such Thing As Bad Publicity Except Your Own Obituary.

I Ruined My Health Drinking To Other People's.