I Saw A Sign That

If Someone Throws A Pie At Your Face, Just Open Your Mouth Really Wide And Say, 'thanks For Feeding Me, A**hole.'

When I Trip, I Feel Like That's The World Saying Come Here For A Second. It Just Pulls Me Closer For A Second, Yeah What Do You Want? I Just Want To Remind You That You're Uncoordinated. I'm Aware Of That, Thank You... Can I Go Now? Yeah, You Can Go, But Never Ever Try To Outrun Me. Ok, World, See You Later. Yeah, I'll See You In About 50 Years.

I Wish My Name Started With A Comma. That Would Be So Dramatic.

Jumping Jacks Are Easier To Do Than Crawling Jacks.

I Was A Good Student When I Was A Kid, And I Did Everything I Was Supposed To Do, And I Got A's.