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No, I Was Just Good At Holding Ice Cream Cones.

I Got An Ant Farm; Them Fellas Didn't Grow Sh*t.

I Had The Cab Driver Drive Me Here Backwards, And The Dude Owed Me $27.50.

I Had A Job Interview At An Insurance Company Once, And The Lady Said 'where Do You See Yourself In Five Years?' I Said, 'celebrating The Fifth Year Anniversary Of You Asking Me This Question!'

I Saw A Guy Juggling Chain Saws, It Was Cool, Unless Something Needed To Be Sawed Down, Then It's Annoying.