I See Dull People As

For The Past Seventeen Years I Have Been Experimenting With Lager. I Am A Lager User And One Drug Leads To Another. If You Do Lager, As Night Follows Day, You'll End Up Doing Kentucky Fried Chicken.

I Think Trying To Be Cool Is The Worst Possible Ambition - And I Have Never Suffered From It.

I Try Hard Not To Preach, But I Get Carried Away, Which Is A Mistake, But It's A Risk Worth Running.

I Think It Is Very Difficult To Legislate For Morality.

The Germans Are A Cruel Race. Their Operas Last For Six Hours And They Have No Word For Fluffy.