I Try Hard Not To

I Did Not Vote Labour Because They've Heard Of Oasis And Nobody Is Going To Vote Tory Because William Hague Has Got A Baseball Cap.

Sympathy For Victims Is Always Counter-balanced By An Equal And Opposite Feeling Of Resentment Towards Them.

I See Dull People As Projects ... To Be Reformed

You Think I Look Like A Teletubby?

I Think Trying To Be Cool Is The Worst Possible Ambition - And I Have Never Suffered From It.