I Serve Society By Rocking!

I'm Not Thinking About Forcing My Kids To Watch My Movies. It's Always Awkward When Someone Says: "hey, I Wrote A Song, Can I Play It For You?" That Would Be The Dynamic, If I Was Like: "hey, You're My Son, Watch My Work!" I Don't Want To Put Them In That Awkward Position. Just Because When They Get Older, That's When I'm Worried, That They'll Judge Me And Say: "yeah, My Father's ******* Jack Black. He Was In That Cheesy Movie." So, I'm Going To Keep It All High Quality. It'll Be A Quality Controller.

The Real Challenge Is If You Don't Look Super Sexy, Like A Brad Pitt, You're Going To Have To Try Harder. You're Going To Have To Make Up For It In Other Ways.

I Serve Society By Rocking!

I Played, Like, A Year Of Piano Until I Learned The 'pink Panther' Theme. That Was My Goal. Once I Was Good Enough, I Quit. Now My Music Has To Have Some Rock.

We're In The Dark Ages If J-lo Can Have A Music Career Because Of Her Ass. And Let's Face It, That's It.