I Should Never Have Switched

The Problems Of Three Little People In A Big World Don't Add Up To Much

The Only Good Reason To Have Money Is This: So That You Can Tell Any Sob In The World To Go To Hell.

I Hate Funerals. They Aren't For The Guy Who's Dead. They're For The Guys Who Are Left Alive And Enjoy Mourning.

[on The House Un-american Activities Committee] They'll Nail Anyone Who Ever Scratched His Ass During The National Anthem.

Awards Are Meaningless For Actors, Unless They All Play The Same Part.