I Spent Half My Money

Few Things In Life Are More Embarrassing Than The Necessity Of Having To Inform An Old Friend That You Have Just Got Engaged To His Fiancee.

The First Thing Any Comedian Does On Getting An Unscheduled Laugh Is To Verify The State Of His .

I Would Rather Be Living In Philadelphia.

I Believe In Tying The Marriage Knot, As Long As It's Around The Woman's Neck

Reminds Me Of My Safari In Africa. Somebody Forgot The Corkscrew And For Several Days We Had To Live On Nothing But Food And Water.