I Don't Believe In Dining

The Income Tax Was Devised To Give Lawyers And Certified Public Accountants Business. Few Persons Can Make Head, Tail, Or Middle Out Of It. Einstein Admitted He Couldn't.

Once, During Prohibition, I Was Forced To Live For Days On Nothing But Food And Water.

I'd Take A Bromo, But I Can't Stand The Noise.

Abstaining Is Favorable Both To The Head And The Pocket.

Dentists, Lawyers, Doctors Are All A Bunch Of Thieving Bastards.